10 Reasons why you should not take a toddler on a food tour…
Please take this post with a grain of salt and some humor. We are sure that some littles will do great on a food tour and not bother anyone. We stopped taking ours around the age of 12 months or so, because it got to be less fun for us. They were too erratic, too loud, too tired and too cute and it stressed me the eff out. We did and do not want to disrupt other people’s experiences. So again, you know your kids best, but I am a mom and sometimes I just wanna have fun too.
We thought it would be funny to make a list of reasons why you should never bring a toddler on a food tour. Some reasons are for real and others are simply for fun.
If you are considering bringing a toddler or whatever the age is past toddler before kid and you think they might annoy the general public, maybe a private experience is the way to go (it probably is).. Or maybe we can offer up babysitter recommendations.
Enjoy the read of: 10 reasons you should not take a toddler on a food tour.
We hope you get a good laugh.
- They are so cute but will probably annoy you
2. They will eat all your food and none of their own
3. They WILL try to steal the mommy juice.
4. Then decide they don’t like it, because it is not mommy’s (it does not have the alcohol).
5.They will sit in weird places and bring outside snacks to restaurants
6. They will distract everyone from the tour because they are so cute and only mom will be slightly annoyed by this
7. They will do random booty shakes on the street because they want to 
8. They will make funny faces and you won’t be able to figure them out – are we happy? we are excited? are we freaked out? Are we gonna blow?
9. They may fall asleep at the table 
10. The #1 reason you should never take your toddler on a food tour is:
They WILL steal your tacos
But we actually can get your own tacos
Now, go book a taco tour, preferably without a kid. See you soon!